So it seems Entertainment Weekly did more than jack a clever featurelet from New York's Vulture, one of my favorite blogs. The victim of this outright thievery was an unnamed, often-masked comrade of mine. Clearly someone needs to be disciplined, possibly with an enormous atom-smashing hammer. Show yourself! And feel the force of my atom-smashing hammer!

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