Spidey the Third
So I saw Spiderman 3 last night, and ... well, to find out what I thought, you'll just have to wait for the next issue of National Review. In the interim, though, may I suggest that you check out Neill Cumpston's Mom's review, which I think gets at some of the, ah, difficulties with the movie.
Oh, and if for some unaccountable reason you're unfamiliar with the Cumpston oeuvre, here's Neill on 300, Neill on Grindhouse, and Neill on Return of the King. (They are, let's say, Not Safe To Be Read Aloud At Work.)