The candidate: Ted Cruz
The gaffe: Tuesday night, while Donald Trump was destroying him in the Northeast, the Texas senator was in Knightsville, Indiana, at the gym where Hoosiers was filmed. Cruz said he loved the movie, adding, “The amazing thing is, that basketball ring in Indiana, it's the same height as it is New York City and every other place in this country.” Alley-oops! Talk about a Princeton offense! Referring to the hoop as the “basketball ring” is a technical foul in basketball-crazy Indiana.
The defense: The San Antonio Spurs couldn’t defend this one.
Why it matters (or doesn’t): Cruz isn’t the most friendly, chummy dude in the race—there’s a reason that The New York Times this week profiled David Panton, one of the few close friends he has. Wherever Cruz has gone, from Princeton to Harvard Law to the Senate, he’s alienated people. But everyone loves Hoosiers, right? It’s a great way to connect to normal folks, as long as you don’t botch a basic piece of jargon. (Cruz could stand to take some tips from his doppelgänger, Duke guard Grayson Allen.) Impressively, Cruz’s awkwardness and Hillary Clinton’s stiffness have left a Manhattan billionaire as the most relatable likely nominee in the race.
The lesson: Defense wins rings. Doofuses mislabel them.