“Kylo and Rey stuck in my mind like popcorn kernels in my teeth,” —Rosie, who writes Star Wars fan fiction.
“The first thing is that a snake talked. After I heard that, I completely gave up on it,” —14-year-old Aiden Smith, on Christianity.
“One day I should probably call her and say, ‘You have 200,000 new friends, you just don’t know it,’” —Dennis Mortenson, who named his company's digital assistant after a woman he used to work with.
(Previous quotes from our sources here)