Quoted: The Health and Safety Edition

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Editor’s Note: This article previously appeared in a different format as part of The Atlantic’s Notes section, retired in 2021.

“I want to literally make people smarter by jamming things in their brains,” Vivienne Ming, a theoretical neurophysicist.

“A day doesn’t go by that I don’t see people come in with Q-tip-related injuries,” Jennifer Derebery, an inner-ear specialist.

“If someone was to say something about broccoli, you wouldn’t feel sucked into the argument,” Anita Vangelisti, who studies interpersonal interactions.

“I don’t care if it’s your toaster or your car … if it acts in strange or unpredictable ways, it’s not acceptable,” Chris Rockwell, who created a design consulting firm.

“As our family doctor put it, the main cause of tumor growth is: living,” an Atlantic reader, on the FDA’s recall of chemicals used in antibacterial soap.