Today, Serena Dai drew our attention to Glenn Beck's new line of jeans, which only come in classic or straight fits. One commenter says that without a skinny version, hipsters won't wear them. Not even ironically.
... their appeal to the hipster market seems rather limited ... they don't offer skinny ones. That would be a terrifying thought: tea partiers in skinny jeans.
Stop trying to make us picture that, celeidth. Stop it now.
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