Time's military guy Mark Thompson did managed to get ahold of the Excel spreadsheet showing the U.S. military's snack plans for the big game on Sunday. On the menu: mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, Buffalo wings, chips, and beer. (Spoiler: the beer is non-alcoholic.)
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