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Continuing the Glamorous Life of a Journalist series, from the inbox just now, with original fonts:

International Association of Successful Individuals 

This is the final notice regarding your inclusion within the 2011/2012 Edition of International Association of Successful Individuals. We have sent you several emails requesting your inclusion, and so far we have not received any confirmation on your biographical proof.
Most individuals look at the Who's Who as the world's premier source for networking. Our professional network of trusted contacts gives you an advantage in your career, and is one of your most valuable assets. The Who's Who exists to help you make better use of your professional network and help the people you trust in return. Our mission is to connect the world's professionals to make them more productive and successful. We believe that in a globally connected economy, your success as a professional and your competitiveness as a company depends upon faster access to insights and resources that you can trust.
We urge you to click here* and fill out the appropriate information in order to get the biographical process started. There is no cost or obligation to be listed.
Best of luck in all of your future endeavors,
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Managing Director

International Association of Successful Individuals

119 XXXX Street

New York, NY

*Sadly, I have removed the links. I bet you can find them if you're interested -- and qualified!