Rudolph’s red nose features gumdrop-enhanced avionics to make it ten times brighter and easier to track, even in the heavy snowfalls experienced at the Pole ... In addition to keeping Santa, the reindeer and his important cargo safe, these improvements will allow Santa to fly the fastest, most efficient route, and that benefits children around the world as well as the entire North Pole community.
North Pole community! Nice touch. We'd probably think this was cheesy if it weren't nearing the holiday, but we're feeling extra non-Grinchy, today, so, well done, DOT, well done!