The Ultimate in Non-Apology Apologies

Forgive my lateness on the Kentucky curb-stomping, but this is just incredible:

"I'm sorry that it came to that, and I apologize if it appeared overly forceful, but I was concerned about Rand's safety," Tim Profitt told The Associated Press....

"A friend of mine went up to three policeman before Rand got there, and told them about the girl who was standing there with that wig on and that she was getting ready to do something," Profitt said. "The policemen looked at him and said that's not our job."

I'm sorry the police didn't prevent you from making me stomp on your head. And there's more:

Profitt explained that he used his foot to try and keep her down because he can't bend over because of back problems.

"My bad" is so 1996.