The Ne Plus Ultra of Pamela Geller Conspiracy Idiocy

Via Little Green Footballs, this classic ALL CAPS special from Pamela Geller, who gives anti-Islamism a bad name:

HOW COULD STANLEY ANN DUNHAM HAVE DELIVERED BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA JR. IN AUGUST OF 1961 IN HONOLULU, WHEN OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON RECORDS SHOW HER 2680 MILES AWAY IN SEATTLE ATTENDING CLASSES THAT SAME MONTH?

You have to read the whole wackadoo post.