Via Andrew, Human Events offers some conservative family values:
who would YOU rather communicate with: Monica Crowley, Andrea Tantaros, and Amanda Carpenter (three beautiful and accomplished conservative women), or Rachel Maddow (who looks like a carny that should be running the 'Dime Pitch' or 'Duck Pond' game at the traveling fair)? It's time to ask: who ARE the real beauties of the left? And, just in time for the election and this holiday season, you can click the player below...to discover liberal women acting liberally!
This is a subjective fuckability (as fuckability ultimately will be) as a ballot requirement. Just not for, say, me or John McCain.