As long as we're considering denying freedom of religion to Muslim-Americans, former CBS affiliate anchor and current Web-based Catholic evangelist Michael Voris has an idea: Why not just go ahead and become a Catholic monarchy? Voris, in a series of Youtube videos where he patiently explains his argument to the heathen mass of non-Catholics that makes up 76 percent of America, insists that democracy is actually just a "dictatorship of relativism" and that Catholics must rule. The original video, calling for the overthrow of the democratic government and the establishment of a medieval-style crown loyal to the Pope, was removed after it was flagged by popular science blogger P.Z. Myers. However, Voris posted a second video clarifying his position.
"And just for clarity, let's repeat, so every understands," Voris said in his second edict. "Western civilization would be better off if it were a Catholic monarchy." Just in case you were concerned that Voris is seeking the destruction of the U.S. government, he clarifies, "How this comes about I don't know. The point wasn't to publicize a battle plan for overthrowing the secular humanist government. It was to point out that we are already living under a dictatorship. The dictatorship of relativism." Ultimately, he says, we are "either slaves to Christ or Satan" and only by instituting a Catholic monarchical rule can we avoid being slaves of Satan.