Lately, I've Taken To
guessing a lot,
chiefly in
the auditory realm, where I
am less and less
acute, which leads to masses
of amusement
on the home front—Mom
in orbit!—and what must
by now approximate
a twenty-point
drop in the quotient we call
IQ.
Endearing’s not my
strong suit
but I’ll take what I can get.
Forty percent
is what I thought I heard
tonight but
surely that’s not possible? All
that ozone lost?
A single Arctic winter? I
had thought
those were the healing months
for snowpack, but it
seems the stratospheric ice
does something
with the sunlight that’s inim-
ical. Unfriendly
in the long run to the cold.
So cold
against itself. Which we
have done. Which, if
I may compare great things to
small, is what
my doctor thinks may be
the trouble with my ear:
by-blow of the larger,
chronic
proneness to construe what might
have been benign
as something to be fought.
So malleus,
stapes, hammer and tongs. I’ve
seen the enemy and he …
etc. On an island in
the Tyrifjord
in Norway several days ago,
a man who said
he’d come for their protection
and, what’s
worse, who with a not-before-un-
heard-of-in-the-history-
of-the-world excuse for
logic really
thought that was the case,
hunted down and shot
as many people as he could.
Obsession
at the barricades, which when
it goes wrong in the body
we label as autoimmune.
The body ingenious.
Body so resilient he
chose soft-point bullets
to better his odds. At least,
said the girl in the
newscast, he was one
of us, and everyone knew
exactly what she meant.