McConaughey: Jason DeCrow/AP; <i>GMA</i>: ABC, Donna Svennevik/AP; Twinkies: PRNewsFoto/AP
  • Pole dancing
  • College
  • Sending poison through the mail
  • Real (as in actual) housewives
  • Yahoo
  • Matthew McConaughey
  • The stock market
  • FEMA
  • Good Morning America
  • Twinkies

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