Remember "civility," the watchword of the Bush Administration's early days? This word popped up so often in speeches by the President and members of his circle that it has stuck in my consciousness, inducing me to muse about what it means. President Bush's version, of course, is very American—cowboy civility, a "Hi, y'all!," nicknaming friendliness. But what Europeans mean by civility is something else again. The French version, in particular, is constantly misunderstood on this side of the Atlantic. I should declare an interest here: France is the foreign country I love best, having lived there for twenty-six years.
The French word civilité means the same as the English word: "politeness, courtesy." (Another favorite word of Bush's, "compassion," translates unchanged into French, although I suspect it is seldom used in French government circles.) The French have a history of overlaying all kinds of unpleasant activities with the most polished civility. King Louis XIV was good at this: he had exquisite manners, and he forced his mistresses to give birth in salons at Versailles fully dressed and pretending that nothing was happening.
Even now French manners are much more formal than ours. But (our President's politics aside) I can't imagine the French minding Bush's cozier kind of civility. After all, Benjamin Franklin's homespun charm induced royalist France to finance our anti-royalist Revolution. His simple suits and the fur hat over his wispy, unpowdered gray hair delighted his French friends, themselves all dolled up in embroidered satin coats, swords, and periwigs.
Regrettably, today's Americans don't seem to have inherited Franklin's great love for France. Many of us think the French are terribly rude, without realizing that we often strike French people as deeply uncivilized. "You Americans are all big children!" my French friends were always telling me when I lived there. "Grands enfants!" I put it down to our contrasting definitions of civility.
For instance, we address one another in different ways. The very words Madame and Monsieur seem the essence of civility to me, recently returned to the United States, where a typical salutation is "Hi," and the answer to "How are you?" is likely to be "I'm good." (You are? I'm rather naughty myself.) To the French our hasty, slapdash way of addressing people seems rude. One aspect of French civility is a measured approach to all transactions, whether with a waiter, a taxi driver, or a shop clerk. There's a fraction of a second of eye contact, a "Bonjour, Madame [or Monsieur]," and often a barely perceptible bow before proceeding to business.
This is why waiters look hurt when Americans fling themselves down at a table, calling out "Garçon!" (This word for "waiter" has been out of fashion for years; "Jeune homme," or even "Monsieur," is more acceptable.) Perhaps the American customers don't realize they're in the presence of someone who knows each ingredient in every dish on the menu and is probably getting a percentage of the restaurant's proceeds. The misunderstanding may explain why friends departing for Paris are always asking me if the waiters over there are nasty and snubbing. Not at all. For instance, one friend arrived at the brasserie Terminus Nord, near the Gare du Nord, expecting, as an unaccompanied woman, to be treated disdainfully. The minute she got inside, she warned the headwaiter that she was alone. With a welcoming bow, the waiter replied, "You are not alone, Madame; you are with us!" Now, if that isn't civility, what is?
We Americans usually recognize politeness when we see it, but when in France we often mistake for rudeness behavior that seems perfectly civil to the French. For instance, I used to smolder with quiet rage in Paris shops where I'd have to wait my turn while the proprietor or the clerk gossiped with another customer, talking of their winnings in the Loterie Nationale or the state of their livers, without even a sidelong glance at me. Finally, a Frenchman waiting in line ahead of me at my neighborhood department store, the Bazar de l'Hôtel de Ville, while the cashier endlessly passed the time of day with another customer, explained why the expression "I'll be right with you" has never passed French commercial lips. "That would acknowledge a call to work," he told me. A job in France comes with a wide range of generous perquisites and retirement benefits, but one is not necessarily expected to work very hard at the job, and fawning on customers would be too much like work. Nothing uncivil about ignoring them.
Other aspects of French civility which might be misunderstood by Americans:
give so much as a friendly nod to, say, someone past whom you are squeezing in a narrow passage. This non-nodding shocked all the non-French passengers I met while cruising aboard the French computer-controlled sailing ship the Club Med I a few years ago. "Why, they're in the next cabin to ours, and they don't even speak to us in the elevator," was the kind of complaint I kept hearing. The French would think the non-nodders entirely civil, and would probably judge the greeting that Americans expect as insincere and unnecessary.
favorite word, non, for incivility. Non is the almost inevitable French response to a request, whether for approval of a treaty, a hand in marriage, an interview, or a simple statistic. (In this last case non may be replaced by the response "Write to the President of the Republic." That was the answer I got from several booksellers and a city-hall official when, doing research for a radio feature, I asked them how much it cost to rent a bookstall by the Seine.) But you should never take non for an answer. You're expected to repeat your request again and again, and after you're told non a number of times, the answer will usually be changed to oui. The French psychologist Jacques Durand-Dassier calls this non ritual "the primary refusal." I've found that if the requester turns away, accepting non as the final word, the non-sayer may well be disappointed. The effect is rather like that when one side in a tug-of-war suddenly lets go of the rope, causing the opponents to fall down in a heap.
None of these examples of French behavior should be taken as anti-American. True, these days many French people grumble that globalization is just Americanization; lots of them approved of the sacking of a McDonald's, two years ago, by José Bové, the leader of a farmers' union. And way back in 1949, when I was the only American student in a group of young French skiers at a youth hostel in the Haute-Savoie, an older bunch of Communist skiers arrived and called me "Mademoiselle Plan Marshall" with unmistakable disdain for my country. But that kind of feeling is temporary and skin-deep. The French have adored Americans ever since Lafayette and his fellow noblemen came over to help us with our Revolution, calling themselves "les Américains."
The French have an absolute passion for things Native American, or they did as recently as the late 1980s, when turquoise jewelry, beaded headbands, and moccasins were all the rage in gift shops. You haven't truly understood French Americophilia until you have experienced a sweat lodge on the grounds of a French château. I sweated through two of these, one led by Adam Fortunate Eagle, a Chippewa of the Red Lake Band, the other by SwiftDeer, of Los Angeles. No one who saw the naked French participants intoning "Grand Esprit, Mère Terre" ("Great Spirit, Mother Earth") could doubt that the French love us.
The British love us too, in their own way—a different way from that of the French. I think the British—particularly the middle- to upper-class English—love Americans all the more because we allow them to feel superior. Their variety of civility, when two or three Brits are gathered together in the presence of an American, includes sharing a wink behind the American's back if he or she is unversed in British customs or pronunciation. But the disparaging comment behind an unsuspecting back was an old British tradition long before the arrival of 747s laden with Americans. Look at Jane Austen's novels, full of nice girls who sit demurely, day after day, eating and drinking with perfect civility in the houses of people they despise. "Though I think very well of Mrs. Jennings's heart," says Elinor Dashwood, the heroine of Sense and Sensibility, "she is not a woman whose society can afford us pleasure, or whose protection will give us consequence." Elinor and her sister then proceed to spend the next two months as houseguests of Mrs. Jennings's! It pains me to imagine what Jane Austen would have written about Americans, had any of them strayed onto her "little bit of ivory."
Nothing, though, gives the British more pleasure than secretly scorning American manners. Here our current President comes to mind once again. A decade ago, during the Administration of George Bush Sr., Queen Elizabeth visited the White House, and although George W. was invited to the dinner, First Lady Barbara Bush gave her son strict orders not to speak to the Queen. "The family never knows what he'll say in polite society," a Washington Post article of the time reported. I think Mrs. Bush was making a mistake here. As it turned out, the Queen and George W. did get acquainted that evening, and it sounds as if they both had great fun. He told her that the cowboy boots he was wearing had been specially made for the occasion, and that "God Save the Queen" was emblazoned on each one. The Queen asked him if he was the black sheep of his family. He said that indeed he was, and asked the Queen who was the black sheep of her family. "Appearing from out of nowhere," according to the Post, Barbara Bush cut in with "'Don't answer that!'"
This past July the Queen and the erstwhile black sheep met again, on his swing through London. But he didn't stay nearly long enough to have the full British experience. When he makes a longer visit, members of the English upper crust are sure to flock around him. I'd like to suggest that next time he exaggerate his Texas-cowboy civility and talk like a character out of Hee Haw. (I admit that I act like Mammy Yokum, from Dogpatch, when in England, and it always goes down well.) If Prince Charles invites him to join the Beaufort Hunt in chasing some miserable fox, Bush should politely request a western saddle and call the hounds "dogs." He should revive his old habit of chewing tobacco, and when in the presence of nobility he should make amiable remarks like "How in heck did you get to be a dook?" He must pretend not to notice the glances exchanged by his hosts, who will be experiencing genuine, innocent enjoyment.
If President Bush follows this advice, he will be acting with true civility, the chief object of which, according to Emily Post, should be "consideration of others." He's sure to be dubbed England's Most Favored President.
In France, of course, they'll call him a grand enfant and kiss him on both cheeks.
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