In the Land of the Stripes and Stars

YOUR dollar bottom I would bet it
If you order Eggs and Ham you won’t get it;
And you can whistle for a dozen moons
Before you’d get Prisms and Prunes;
And it also is terribly risky
To ask the bartender for soda and whiskey.
But you don’t catch our table in the ruts —
Last night at dinner we had raisins and nuts.