Quoted: The 'Who You Gonna Call?' Edition

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Editor’s Note: This article previously appeared in a different format as part of The Atlantic’s Notes section, retired in 2021.

“Guess what? It’s like Ghostbusters, man. When there’s a problem anywhere else, call Ghostbusters. We’re Ghostbusters,” Joe Biden, vice president of the U.S., on America’s international role.

“Our market is to appeal to a very irrational customer,” Randy Treibel, who buys Trump and Sanders campaign merchandise in bulk to sell on Amazon.

“Oh shit, I might’ve started a church,” —what Jodi Houge, a Lutheran pastor, said when people began attending her weekly services in a coffee shop.