The Royal Fetus Is Giving Jon Stewart Morning Sickness

There's a reason that we've become all too familiar and obsessed with hyperemesis gravidarum and the royal primogeniture. And, no, Jon Stewart does not approve.

There's a reason we've become all too familiar and obsessed with hyperemesis gravidarum and the royal primogeniture. And, no, Jon Stewart does not approve. Fine, we'll admit it: Kate Middleton being pregnant was a fun news story distraction, considering the competition this week — the fiscal cliff and Mr. Morsi's frustradepressing wild Egyptian ride. So, yeah, we all got a little carried away. To make sure we didn't forget our maybe-overboard obsession and overreaction, Stewart sent in his Senior Prenatal Correspondent, Samantha Bee, to report from ground zero: The Royal Uterus.