Something the Pakistani Army Should Really Worry About (UPDATED)

Just watch. It's completely nuts. If these guys get nukes, they'll probably just eat them (h/t Jonah Goldberg):

UPDATE: Several observations from a journalist friend:

-- The female "judge" spent the entire performance literally screaming in horror. Then clapped civilly at the end. -- The prize looks like the equivalent of $10 in rupees. And a bunch of concubines. -- They should fire the driver of the running-over-people car. -- Only about half of the stunts seemed to actually work. The rest left the performers bloody and in obviously terrible pain. Prescription: greenlight U.S. pilot PLEASE