Shecky Clinton

She'll be here all week. Try the veal. And don't forget to tip your waiter:

President Obama and I are determined to curb anti-Semitism and to work to prevent the isolation of Israel internationally. So we are sending Hannah all over the world. (Laughter.) She's available for bar and bat mitzvahs. (Laughter.) But seriously, she is pressing our case everywhere where two or more gather, it seems.

---- From the official State Department transcript of Hillary Clinton's remarks at a reception honoring the State Department's Special Envoy to Monitor and Combat anti-Semitism, Hannah Rosenthal.