A number of Goldblog readers have asked me to answer the question, posed to me the other day by a Kahanist, "How much would it take for you to change your last name to 'Goebbels'"?
I'll change my last name to Goebbels if someone will pay for my daughter's Bat Mitzvah party. Also, my other children's Bar Mitzvahs. Also, I want to have the Bat Mitzvah in Berlin. Or better yet, in the Eagle's Nest. Eva Braun's sister Gretl had her wedding there, so I know it can accommodate guests. I'm not sure the kitchen is kosher, however.