The Secret Muslim Plot Against Charlie Brown

Russell Wiseman, the mayor of Arlington, Tennessee, sat down the other night to watch the Charlie Brown Christmas special, but apparently some Muslim had hijacked his television:

"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose. Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation (sic) about it....w...hen the answer should simply be 'yes."