The truth is, I'd like to be picked for a good trial, like a cocaine distribution ring, or Scooter Libby. But the only trials I've ever been on have been real sleep-inducers. So I'm glad I was ultimately rejected. Rachael Brown was rejected as well. But that's because she's a hooligan. 

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