Hour six: Rachael Brown was picked first -- first, of hundreds of people -- for jury selection, so she left me. I think she was picked because she was putting her feet on the furniture and behaving in that generally rowdy way one associates with Atlantic editors.

Now they're playing us "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." If anyone out there sees this blog post, please rescue me.

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