"Nothing Says You're Serious Like a Good Scoop"

Seth Lipsky's staff gets the man's big idea. It's almost the end of the month, and it seems that an insufficient number of billionaires has stepped up to save The New York Sun. Considering the approaching high holidays, I would argue that it would be a terrifically-timed mitzvah to invest in the Sun. What better way to get right with God than invest in a free press?