Martha's Vineyard Republican Watch Humor Explainer

What, exactly, is wrong with this country?
Here's an e-mail I received in reference to my previous post:

The last time I checked, Martha's Vineyard had zero Electoral College votes. Obama will win MA regardless of how MV votes. So what was your point?

I didn't realize Martha's Vineyard had no Electoral College votes. Effing Nantucket does, that's for sure. Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me. Just give 10 minutes to make sure Wikipedia backs me up.