The Doughnut Jihadi

Dunkin' Donuts' spokeswoman Rachael Ray got herself in trouble with certain segments of the blogging community for wearing what appears to be a keffiyeh in an ad for iced coffee. With the help of resident Atlantic design genius Jason Treat, I propose the following costume change to help Ray avoid any future Middle East-related wardrobe malfunctions:


Of course, this will lead to a boycott of Dunkin' Donuts across large sections of the Muslim world, but, on the other hand, Jews eat a lot of doughnuts.