It’s hard to be a news network on a news day that is, until the poll returns come in, such a relatively slow one. CNN, with the chyrons it used to announce the 2016 U.S. election day’s events as its pundits talked, did its best—often with quite poetic results.
BREAKING NEWS
SOON.
ELECTION DAY
JUST HOURS AWAY
FROM FIRST ELECTION RESULTS.
TRUMP: ‘I’VE DECIDED TO VOTE FOR MYSELF’
JUDGE RULES AGAINST TRUMP CAMP IN NEVADA VOTING DISPUTE.
ELECTION NIGHT IN AMERICA
TRUMP: REPORTS OF REPUBLICAN VOTES SWITCHED TO DEM
TRUMP TWEET MISTAKENLY ALLEGES NATIONWIDE VOTING ISSUES
FIRST EXIT POLL RESULTS 46 MIN 12 SEC
BREAKING NEWS
SOON
JUST HOURS AWAY FROM FIRST ELECTION RESULTS.
TWO ELECTION WORKERS FIRED FROM BROWARD COUNTY, FLORIDA
CLINTON FIGHTS TO HOLD OFF TRUMP IN KEY STATE OF PA
EARLY VOTING SPIKES AMONG LATINOS IN 3 KEY STATES
SOON: FIRST CNN EXIT POLLING
JUST HOURS AWAY FROM FIRST ELECTION RESULTS.
TAG YOUR ELECTION DAY INSTAGRAMS
#MYVOTE
BREAKING NEWS: VOTING UNDER WAY ACROSS U.S.
JUST HOURS AWAY FROM FIRST ELECTION RESULTS
FACT.
INTERNET GOES WILD OVER PHOTO OF TRUMP AND MELANIA VOTING
HUNDREDS FLOCK TO SUSAN B. ANTHONY’S GRAVE ON ELECTION DAY
FIVE STATES VOTING ON WHETHER TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA
First polls close in 1:45:00
FACT.
