Divorce happens, and when it does the separation is almost always the result of some complicated combination of factors that are confusing to everyone involved—including the couple in question.
Except, apparently, in the case of the upcoming divorce between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, who have been married for two years, but together for over a decade. Jolie, who filed the papers, may have cited that classically complicated cause, “irreconcilable differences”; the tabloids that have covered the union’s demise, however, don’t believe her. Instead, they are suggesting, there is one clear reason for the separation: the “Ang” in “Brangelina.”
The marriage failed? Blame the lady.
Here are some of the reasons the gossip rags have thus far cited for the separation:
Angelina drinks wine every night.
Angelina has had “many health scares,” leaving Brad “terrified.”
Angelina is too preoccupied with her humanitarian work to concentrate on her marriage.
Angelina isn’t attracted to Brad anymore.
Angelina is “feeling bad for thieving Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston” in the past.