Exclusive: The Names of the Next 19 Star Wars Movies

Disney has announced the full title of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Here are the names of Episodes VIII through XXVI.

Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Hits the Snooze Button
Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Figures Just 5 More Minutes Won't Hurt
Star Wars Episode X: Okay, the Force Is Awakening for Real This Time
Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Checks Facebook
Star Wars Episode XII: Oh! The Force Didn't Know Alice Had Gotten Married
Star Wars Episode XIII: The Force Didn't Even Know Alice Was Dating Someone
Star Wars Episode XIV: Someone Could Have Told the Force, Jeez
Star Wars Episode XV: It's Not Like the Thing With Alice Had Lasted That Long, But Still
Star Wars Episode XVI: The Force Just Awoke, and the Force Is Already in a Bad Mood
Star Wars Episode XVII: The Force Trudges Out of Bed
Star Wars Episode XVIII: The Force Turns on NPR
Star Wars Episode XIX: Of Course the Force Tunes in Just in Time to Hear 'Storycorps'
Star Wars Episode XX: It's a Really Sad 'Storycorps'
Star Wars Episode XXI: The Force Is Reminded That Other People Are Dealing With Problems That Are Much Bigger Than the Force's
Star Wars Episode XXII: The Force Decides to Make Coffee
Star Wars Episode XXIII: The Force Decides, on Second Thought, Just to Swing by Starbucks on the Way to Work
Star Wars Episode XXIV: If the Force Gets a Regular Drip Coffee Instead of a Latte or Cappuccino, It Won't Be That Expensive, the Force Figures
Star Wars Episode XXV: The Force Is Feeling Good About the Decisions the Force Has Made in the Day Thus Far
Star Wars Episode XXVI: The Force Is Resolved to Make It a Great One!

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