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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

So, how many ingredients go into an Italian sub? No more than five, right? Maybe like ten if you count the vinegar and oil? Uh, try 114:

Sadly, we got word that Rebekah, the Internet-famous hillbilly raccoon, was seized by the state of Tennessee. In case you forgot, here is how Rebekah got famous:

Here is proof that Mother Nature is a strange mistress: a decapitated snake biting itself after being decapitated. Not for the squeamish. And, yes, there are all sorts of animal rights questions about the filmmaker: 

College mascots are weird y'all: 

And, finally, dogs! Knock yourself out:

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