We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:
Remember when Justin Bieber was struggling for relevance and James Franco was the super serious, super educated actor destined for greatness? Well, Franco clearly doesn't want you to:
So what do you do when someone gets their dream wedding ruined by a doomed hot-air balloon ride? Well, if you're the Today show, you make a macabre Wedding Crashers joke:
Here's perhaps one of the better arguments against that trillion-dollar coin, courtesy of Homer Simpson and company:
And this guy seems pretty down on the squandered opulence of cruise ships:
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