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Disney bought a majority share of LucasFilm today, announcing plans for a new Star Wars movie as soon as 2015. One of our commenters thinks he already knows what they'll call it. Azalp Yerbua predicts that the film will be titled: 

Star Wars VII, The Undiscovered Profits

Ruthlessly capitalize on the endless merchandising potential, Disney shall. 

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