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We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cell phone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why every day The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Please don't try this at home. Okay, that disclaimer only applies to the people who are capable of constructing a 60-foot double vertical loop and racing through them like stunt drivers Tanner Foust and Greg Tracy do here:

With the way people complain about service and their phones, we are kind of surprised this hasn't happened sooner: A disgruntled customer destroying sticking it to one of the major carriers (T-mobile) by methodically smashing and fire extinguishing everything in sight. Yes, there's some weird Schadenfreude here (especially if you've ever been ripped off by a phone company), but in no way do we support what this customer did:

Meet Doug Pitt, brother of the one and only Brad Pitt. Yes, he's a part of Virgin Mobile's convoluted way to make a point about their "Celebrity Deals at Celebrity Brother Prices" promotion, but c'mon Brad Pitt has a brother!!!?

And because it's Monday and we're waiting for that really mean Wednesday off joke, here's some cuteness and some simple joy, brought to you by cats and a laser pointer: 

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