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Were it not for the second very, this would not be a tremendous let-down. But it's there and it is.

Why is this the go-to line every time Jamie Moyer pitches? He's been in the Colorado rotation since April. 

Which is good news for non-Atlantans.

The Paris Review also announced a wonderful-sounding series of apps today. They also tweeted about cats

Unnecessary. 

Again, with the no pants.

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