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Accountant's love of pizza causes him to toss some dough wapo.st/IkoaPe— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) April 30, 2012
We originally read this as "lose some dough." Which wouldn't have been a problem, because money management includes the risk of a potential loss. But he shouldn't be tossing good money after bad and trying to sell non-Chicagoans on deep-dish crust. Nobody's interested. It's like eating lasagna.
Say what you will about Big Equine, but the industry has never been afraid to reinvent itself. Except when it comes to racing clockwise. That will never happen.
The next time a declinist-type says America has lost its desire to accomplish big things, feel free to bring this up.
Have you seen The Batman? huff.to/IPdIMV— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) April 30, 2012
Not recently. But it's OK: we know what Val Kilmer looks like.
30,000 bees found in attic! drudge.tw/IPgV0p— Drudge Report (@Drudge_Report) April 30, 2012
Nobody expects 30,000 bees in the attic. 30,000 hornets in the solarium, yes, but not bees in the attic.
Ed Harris doesn’t look like a man who cries a lot, but he shed some tears at the “Stars of Stony Brook Gala.” nydn.us/IoEOMt— GATECRASHER (@NYDNGatecrasher) April 30, 2012
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