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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our job easier. But sometimes, we have no idea what they are talking about. So after a long day spent staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

Has anyone tried talking to the job hoggers? Without calling them job hoggers. It might help. People don't like it when you call them hogs.

The crushed purple suit, the sinister boat right down the chocolate river, the unexplained disappearances of multiple children and their guardians -- the whole deal. It was really going to be something.

We'll admit it: we had to reread this one slowly. Several times.

It delivers what it promises.

...Would be a good name for a Fox News contributor.

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