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They do things differently in Florida. For instance, we can't think of another that actually has bothered to name their mythical golden sword.
Ecstasy tablets come in all shapes & sizes, including the 'Simpsons,' 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' and Obama bit.ly/zBMDle— The Daily (@daily) January 30, 2012
Obama-sized drug doses are the most deadly of all. Because they're the size of a human being.
You may think is a lot of pomp and circumstance for an Internet supergroup, but consider this: when was the last time Superman did anything to help cut down on your junk mail.
The 5 most mundane marriage killers huff.to/ybh77Y— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) January 30, 2012
"If you have an alligator in your backyard, I'll go and get it" - Meet US man keeping Louisiana's swimming pools safe bbc.in/AEsJEP— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) January 30, 2012
American gator-wrangling exceptionalism: the source of respect in the world, and safety at home.
Whether you're a snitch, a tattletale or a good citizen watchdog, Ga. lawmakers want to reward you. bit.ly/y5R7xy— AJC(@ajc) January 30, 2012
A space colony on the moon? Not very likely but it's not so much the technology, it's the money. ow.ly/8LmUH— Smithsonian Magazine (@SmithsonianMag) January 30, 2012
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