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Yeti crabs farm food on their furry arms: http://t.co/wg26YxhqMon Dec 05 15:11:58 via SocialFlow


The next time you hear someone saying that small family farms are a thing of the past, bring up the yeti crab. He's part of somebody's family.

Just in case you go out big on a school night: http://t.co/sQCCfDh9Mon Dec 05 22:08:33 via SocialFlow


The Washington Post is typically the D.C.-area paper with the best in-week imbibing advice. They also have the better sports section.

Eat More Kale? Eat Mor Chikin? Vermont governor chooses kale http://t.co/r6f2b6HMMon Dec 05 22:30:17 via HootSuite


There are no winners in a Kale-Chikin stand-off. Except the people who sell fish oil tablets. They're happy either way.

Ginger White Speaks Out: Thought about groceries during sex with Cain. http://t.co/rmdyNMdS #cheatsheetMon Dec 05 16:48:01 via dlvr.it


It's getting to the point where it seems like Herman Cain might not be president.

Don’t be fooled by all the nudity. This movie is more scary than sexy: http://t.co/XR6BNKKGMon Dec 05 16:03:06 via SocialFlow



The Sleeping Beauty nudity is the nudity equivalent of fool's gold. Which is to say, fool's nudity.

FOOD STAMPS FOR JUMBO CRAB LEGS... http://t.co/WOSSnRkmMon Dec 05 20:24:46 via Drudge


The Drudge Report mega-crab leg chain is driving all the mom and pop crab leg stores out of business

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