We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
This makes sense. Koala skin and Foster's are the only known cures for protruding elbow-itis.
It's a thin line between touching and goofy. The phrase "wee little" tends to push things into the silly category, especially on Twitter.
Bombshell. The man now has no chance of being elected as a Democrat in 2004.
Just a cryptic, alarming Drudge headline for your evening commute. Nothing beats those, with the possible exception of...
...news that the Vatican is defending a fictional Belgian against charges of racism.
This time, they may even leave the metal container in the parking lot. Weather permitting.
Except for those unincorporated areas out on the edge of town. The county runs that and Jay-Z knows it.
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