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That depends: is the monkey in a comedy? Because the Academy hates comedy. Even monkey-centric comedy.
Why can't the age of austerity and the age of new totem poles be one in the same? Any good totem pole will pay for itself within the first 18 months.
It should be noted that one of the sailors Prince William helped rescue ended up succumbing to his injuries in the hospital, while another five are still missing somewhere in the Irish Sea. Kind of puts a damper on the "Just you wait, your prince is out there somewhere" gag.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING ALL THE FOOD TOGETHER AND BAKING A CASSEROLE? TURKEY SOUP IS ALSO VERY NICE, THOUGH A BIT OF AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
It's like The Dead Zone. With Herman Cain! And allegations of sexual impropriety!
Yet another real-world problem Gustine High students didn't learn about in AP French class.
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