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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

The answer to the question you never asked - how to deep fry a turkey http://t.co/ce3gqHhq
Nov 23 via TweetDeckFavoriteRetweetReply


We know you're British and everything, The Guardian, but you really should pay more attention to American local television and the American news sites that love them.
 

Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven… [video] http://t.co/ldW68xxF
Nov 23 via dlvr.itFavoriteRetweetReply


Now that's more like it. 
 

What would happen if an asteroid hit U.S. banks? http://t.co/2xK1o6R7
Nov 23 via webFavoriteRetweetReply


Probably the same thing that would happen if an asteroid hit U.S. restaurants. But seriously, this is the most recession-proof Michael Bay movie idea we've heard since 2008.
 

Student receives shocking punishment for snoozing in class http://t.co/idEpDNyo
Nov 23 via The Huffington PostFavoriteRetweetReply


If you thought your parents' stories of getting their knuckles rapped with a ruler was bad, wait'll you see the marks that 10,000 volts will leave on your eyelids — which shouldn't have been closed in class to begin with!

If You Drive Drunk Tonight, You're an Idiot http://t.co/pr7eMKfA
Nov 23 via gawkerFavoriteRetweetReply


This is just irresponsibly phrased. What happens if you drive drunk tomorrow night?

Do we reallly have a problem with Adderall abuse? http://t.co/lVEaspGw
Nov 23 via TweetDeckFavoriteRetweetReply


Judging by the number of Ls in really, we're gonna have to go with "Yes," HuffPost.

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