We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.
Our money's on Raul Castro's daughter to win in the fifth round of sniping. It'll either be with the user block or the "Whatever. You're ridiculous" shutdown tweet.
Everyone knows the guy with the dreadlocks and sleepy eye in the drum circle got Shelby to run. They don't call him Boss Sleepy Eye for nothing.
We want to be on this show, just so we can get the home edition of Schmuck or Liar. Will be great for when the family's in town over the holidays.
Surprisingly not on the list: Nokillitis. It turns out, Dutch researchers have had a cure for years.
Pretty sure that's not how the saying goes. Isn't it "In with the new, out with the damn pot who won't stop calling the kettle black"? Or could it be "In with a penny saved, out with a coin you can actually use in vending machines"?
You know, the economy's still not so hot, Biden was really counting on getting that security deposit back. Not going happen if people keep erotically shouting SOLYNDRA.
Well, not everyone has Brett Ratner's uncanny comic timing.
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