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Amazon is selling a children's book, written by a convicted serial killer | http://t.co/b7MpeM7nFri Nov 04 20:40:09 via HootSuite


Typical Amazon. Wiping out all the small serial killer children's book publishers.


Is he making a crossing on the QE2? Is he leaving NBC? Nope. Just that old "Where in the World Is Matt Lauer?" bit coming out of mothballs.

These hilarious squirrel photos will brighten your day ... http://t.co/rJq4XmRQFri Nov 04 15:10:59 via TweetDeck


These hilarious squirrel photos are hilarious. But it's Friday. You can brighten your day some more. 

Sorry Nevada & Mississippi, you rank as the country's worst states for opportunities http://t.co/Y9ltLJs0Fri Nov 04 13:25:02 via HootSuite


Let the battle for the 'The No Opportunity State' state slogan begin!

Are Kim Kardashian 's wedding dress replicas cursed? #jinxed http://t.co/MMwEDZPJFri Nov 04 14:00:38 via SocialFlow


And with that one tweet, the script for Paranormal Activity 4 is locked.

In case you were wondering, this is what a baby spotted-tail quoll looks like: http://t.co/rgwAWQtmFri Nov 04 10:56:13 via SocialFlow


If we wanted to see a ferret on someone's shoulder, we can just go to Twilight: Breaking Dawn on opening night.

 

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