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We respect and value the social media editors who share the links that make our jobs easier. But sometimes we have no idea what they're talking about. So after a day of staring at Twitter, we're sharing our favorites.

This tweet is dehumanizing you. Sorry | http://t.co/PkZx3dEz (via @TIMEHealthland)Fri Oct 28 19:40:09 via HootSuite


No need to apologize. We've never felt more alive, what with Snowtober.

Raiders Icon Al Davis -- Died from Bum Ticker http://t.co/iHOyNTGGFri Oct 28 18:01:36 via twitterfeed


The good news is diet and exercise can help with that bum ticker. Also, new batteries are also a popular choice.


Where are our Joe the Plumbers? Our demon sheep? http://t.co/ZnrWsWry

Oct 28 via SocialFlowFavoriteRetweetReply
 


Out back having a smoke with the silent majority. Lay off, they're on their lunch hour.


Today in research: yes, you can eat too much back licorice http://t.co/sfCFgMAX

Oct 28 via Sprout SocialFavoriteRetweetReply
 


Sounds like a wager to the rest of The Atlantic Wire bullpen. Full details to come Tuesday when the Halloween candy goes on sale.


Ron Paul does not rule it out... http://t.co/j0Af1yON

Oct 28 via DrudgeFavoriteRetweetReply
 

Breakfast for supper on Tuesdays? The man must be mad.

If you're batty about bats you'll enjoy this picture gallery http://t.co/M74fiEix
Oct 28 via TweetDeckFavoriteRetweetReply


It delivers what it promises. Thanks to sonar.

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