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Talk to us when rocks begin beatboxing for Gatorade. That's when you know it's really steamy.
Online matchmaking service. That's where 15 percent of all new newspaper/middle-aged-women-who-just-assume-they-can-get-pregnant relationships get started nowadays.
Nobody's going to use waffles for at-home storm measuring until they can properly account for the syrup resistance factor. NOBODY.
This seems harsh. Can't we just refill everyone's coffee, put it on the rich's credit card, and call it a day?
We must admit: we had D.B. Cooper going down before Yvonne in the office fugitive pool. Well-played, sir.
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