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To his face! That's way more personal than the elbow.
If the French counterpart is a man, this could easily be a fall TV pilot. She'd be brassy, confident, and work only with the prime cuts. As is the style, he'd be a big uncomplicated child, albeit one who knows a great deal about cold cuts.
Another major collar for the IOC's Department of Pre-Crime. Those guys have restored the world's faith in the Olympics of the future.
Britishisms make everything sound more painful, but be happy you weren't a kid in Australia, where shots are known as 'wee little arm stabs' and cough medicine is an 'Antitussive Night-Night Fizz'
When will parents learn to bet underdogs? And be fair!
Better the Lions than the Philadelphia Eagles, who won't finish you.
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