Charlie Sheen to Die Gruesome Sitcom Death (With a Classy Funeral)

TMZ is reporting that details of exactly how Charlie Sheen's character, Charlie Harper, will be dumped from [Two And A Half Men]. Apparently Harper married "Rose" -- the "neighbor/stalker" he flew to Paris with last season -- but things went downhill quickly when she found him in the shower with another woman. Rose (as she reveals at his funeral) then says at Paris's Metro network, Sheen slipped and fell while both were waiting for the subway, the implication being that Rose pushed him. Rose colorfully describes the accident as a "meat explosion."

Read the full story at The Atlantic Wire.