No seriously. Hilarious as this may be, and even being a Cowboys fan, this is why I had to cut back on my sports devotion. These fools ain't giving me an ulcer. I want to see my grandkids.
Props to Dreiner for sending this.
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Ta-Nehisi Coates is a former national correspondent for The Atlantic. He is the author of The Beautiful Struggle, Between the World and Me, We Were Eight Years in Power, and The Water Dancer.