No seriously. Hilarious as this may be, and even being a Cowboys fan, this is why I had to cut back on my sports devotion. These fools ain't giving me an ulcer. I want to see my grandkids.
Props to Dreiner for sending this.
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Ta-Nehisi Coates is a former national correspondent for The Atlantic. He is the author of The Beautiful Struggle, We Were Eight Years in Power, The Water Dancer, and Between the World and Me, which won the National Book Award for nonfiction.